It's true. I will pimp myself at every given opportunity. But that's not enough for me. No! It's barely scratching the surface. Now I wish to recruit you, faithful reader, to pimp me as well. And you can do so by purchasing one of these:
You should know that every time you buy one of these shirts you get into heaven ... no questions asked. Also, a puppy is freed from a potentially awful suicide bomber situation.Please save the puppy.
There's at least one more shirt style in the shop, but this one has a special place in my heart. Wear the Mutant Snail. BE the Mutant Snail.
Mutant Snail loves you.
Depending on how these do, I'm thinking of offering a T-shirt for every one of those quirky banners that are rotating up top. If you're interested in a particular shirt, let me know. I'll work something out for ya.
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2 comments:
You are awesome and so are your shirts. I love mutant snail and I have no doubt that he will one day save the world.
I assume he has some sort of super-power, correct?
You know it! But it's super secret, even from me.
When I need rescuing, I call on Mutant Snail and let him do his snail thang. It's totally bitchin'.
(save me from the '80's Mutant Snail!)
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