Monday, July 07, 2008

Laugh at me (some more)

On my other blog I've admitted to a personal prejudice. I can't stand people who don't laugh. Specifically, I expect people to laugh at the things I say consistently and with real mirth, yo.

I thought I'd continue the theme here by listing some of the things I find hysterical:
  • Arrested Development - Dope. Buster, Job and Tobias are pants-peeing worthy.
  • Prayer Hour with Pastor Shepherd - It speaks to me. And also to sinful, hateful people like you. And ghetto people. I'm not making this up.
  • Jack Handey - Deep thoughts. Deep, deep thoughts. And stories of uncles who are actually bears. Vomit-inducing humor.
  • The Office - Yes, we all work there. Also, we all secretly taste the hand sanitizer.
  • The phrase "Pants weasel" - Use it. Love it. Make it a part of you.
  • The Onion - Because who doesn't love the Onion?
  • Mitch Hedberg - Funniest dead guy ever. Wait ... that's both sad and crass. Funniest guy who died ever.
These, along with rainbows and kittens, are just a few of my favorite things. What are some of yours? I'm talkin' gut busters here. I'm looking for new avenues of entertainment, people! Fill me in.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doubtless you left out Family Guy by accident or for brevity. And Kevin, he's a laugh riot and if you don't laugh at him, you really do have a problem in your brain. And, of course, myself. I'm both funny and modest. No, really! Ask anyone!

If you don't laugh at my funny comments, I will demand that you chuckle patronizingly, at least.

Then I will accuse you of patronizing me.

Unknown said...

Me? Patronize? You?

Anonymous said...

Calvin & Hobbes
Player vs. Player
XKCD
Girl Genius
Buck Godot
Questionable Content
Garfield Minus Garfield

Anonymous said...

You're doing it again!!!

Anonymous said...

HYSTERICAL??

A few days ago, I take my son and his friend to summer school. (They went because they wanted to, not because they had to). So my son wakes up, showers, gets dressed. Cargo shorts (tan) with some loud blue shirt. (A band shirt from 8th grade) Black skater type shoes. We leave, drive to get the best friend Ruben, and as he walks out of his house, I crack up laughing. Ruben is wearing the same outfit, down to the shoes. No, it wasn't planned. Ruben opens the door and says.. I didn't know you were going to wear that. My son Case replies, I didn't know I had to ******* call you and tell you. I was in tears!! I find that if I need a good laugh, I turn to my kids. It works.